Just kidding. The new Bay Bridge span is so new, my GPS doesn't know about it.
I was born on an alluvial plain by the sea and I spent the bulk of my childhood on another low-lying island (in the SF Bay). Neap tides each year build community spirit as people fill sandbags together on the levee. I take sea level rise personally.
Rather than making grandma cook, we let Cooking Papa do it instead. (Photo taken while waiting for a table.) And, yeah, I am grateful to have lived in some pretty nice places.
Unfortunately, we did not see either Bay Bridge troll.