Pattern placement FAIL

Petit Main Sauvage and Little Hunting Creek have been discussing pattern matching and placement.  Lauriana wrote, "For those and for anyone who feels intimidated by matching prints, I'd like to present this picture as a bit of encouragement."

In that same spirit, I would like to own up to a recent spectacular FAIL from my own studio. I've been meaning to try Vogue 8805 for some time, especially after I've seen several cute versions crop up on the internets. The custom-fit sizing for A/B/C/D cups holds special appeal; no futzing with SBAs.

Most reviews mentioned that it fits like a loose sack and that they went down 1-2 sizes.  My upper chest is about 12A, but my upper back width is more like a 10.  So I traced a size 12A front and 10 back.  Some reviewers mentioned that they shortened the top yokes to cap sleeve length and I did the same.

Look how nicely the shoulders and bust fit.

I eliminated the back opening and used a self-fabric knit neckband.  Again, the fit is spot on.

One reviewer added pockets, which sounded handy.  I followed suit.

I found the navy slub knit (yoke) and cotton border print bark cloth at SAS Fabrics.  The bark cloth is a panel print, roughly 37" long and 45" wide, counting wide white selvedges.  I would have listened to my inner voice that said that I need to add girth at my size 14 hips.  And the warning light that suggests adding a little bit extra for the pockets.  However, there just wasn't enough fabric, as you can see from the scraps left after cutting.

Because I had only one panel and barely enough width, there was no point in trying to balance or match the patterns.  I just laid down my pattern pieces and cut.

Can you see the problem on the front?

How about on the back?

Yeah, it's that bad.  Oh, well.  The two fabrics feel lovely.  My construction was superb.  The lack of pattern matching was unavoidable.  The pattern placement?   Well, can I also plead lack of fabric?  Or does my total lack of judgement take the blame?

I'm going to place the traced pieces back into the envelope along with a note to myself about what to do next time.  The dress might fit Iris, who is narrower in the hips and all legs.  The sunflower motifs might hit her in less unfortunate places.  If she gives it the thumbs down, it goes to Goodwill.

Meanwhile, I purchased this cotton/silk camo print for Iris and the flying bird cotton for myself at The Fabric Store.

Would you believe she does NOT like the camo and loves the birds? Ever the self-sacrificing mom, I'm going to swap pieces with her.  The birds are overprinted on a jacquard with solid and sheer areas.  Oddly, the birds fly down the length of the yardage instead of across.  What should I make with  (1.5 yds of 44" wide) this?  A skirt?  A blouse?